Uniqueness Seeker T-Shirts

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

Robotic Man

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Rainbow Quartet

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"They’re real."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Breakthrough

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

AI Safety Officer

Mohammad's motors

"Is this who I am?"