Uniqueness Lover T-Shirts

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

The individual fruit pie

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us, he's AROUND the hill.'

"I gotta be me!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

PRIDE!

Bumper Limos

Casual skydiving.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Flower tribute

Drinking Hats

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'It's my feature wall.'

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

'You are here' T-shirt,

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Blind Cyclist

"They're bobbleheads."

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

"I'm open to new things."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."