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'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I gotta be me!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Rainbow Quartet

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"They’re real."

Mohammad's motors

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"