Uniqueness Seekers Pillows

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I gotta be me!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Rainbow Quartet

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"They’re real."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mohammad's motors

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Toenail clipping missile.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

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