Individuality Seeker Pillows

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"I've got to be me."

"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I have always wanted to be unique and at the same time not stand out in a crowd. I think I have succeeded."

'I wear leather to express my individuality - just like everyone else.'

Let your you shine through...

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"They’re real."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Is this who I am?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."