Individuality Seekers Pillows

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"They’re real."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Forming the adolescent personality

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."