Individuality Enthusiasts Pillows

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"He's gone goth"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Man falls off perch

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Look on the dark side."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

The emergence of a leader.

Scale indicates the value of books.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"