Identity Enthusiast Pillows

"Which one of us is me?"

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

'Do you have any identification other than the collar?'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'It's not my real name.'

'I'm a Dutch American. What kind of an American are you?'

Millennial

"Does this count as photo I.D.?"

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Dave couldn't shake the feeling that the only thing his secular friends could see was the black hat.

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

John Reid with his old ID cards.

Sisters Of St Doris - "You mean it's only monks...."

'In high school, you knew me as Princess...shortly after graduation, I had my name changed to Goddess.'

"That's not Spanish, is it?"

Name

"If you're uncomfortable saying your name, how about your pronouns."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Look, isn't that Jane and Lester Hobson?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Tom Cruise

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."