Secret Identity Enthusiast Pillows

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

I Was Married to Banksy.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Gigolo Diary

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'He needs a domain name.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Which one of us is me?"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

Millennial

"I don't think they'll ever find out who 'Housefly Man' is. Now, let's eat."

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

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