Secret Identity Admirers Pillows

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Company Ink.

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Secret Identity Theft.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Private Jet

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Someone carries a torch for you!

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

Catching each other's gaze.

Discreet Shipping

Let the good times roll.

I Was Married to Banksy.

Listen up, Mort Park. I'm going to reveal a major secret for your news radio show. Do tell. First, you've to promise you won't reveal who I am. I need to be protected. And if I refuse? I wont tell you who whisper whisper whisper … Oh, now that is naughty! To be continued …

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'