Secret Identity Admirers Gifts

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Company Ink.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Someone carries a torch for you!

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

Catching each other's gaze.

Discreet Shipping

Let the good times roll.

I Was Married to Banksy.

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy