Secret Identity Admirer Gifts

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I know I don't seem very interesting, but this is just my secret identity.'

Captain Pointy No.2 - No one suspected...

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

The wine-shop

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Company Ink.

Meet The Ghostwriter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Moby the Private Dick.

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Lover

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Private Jet

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Someone carries a torch for you!

A Ghost

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'