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"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I know I don't seem very interesting, but this is just my secret identity.'

Captain Pointy No.2 - No one suspected...

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

The wine-shop

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Lover

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Moby the Private Dick.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Secret Identity Theft.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

Someone carries a torch for you!

Clowns of the Baskervilles

A Ghost