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'He's really into comic books.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Gigolo Diary

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Secret Identity Theft.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

"Which one of us is me?"

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Name

Millennial

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Harry! You?"

I Was Married to Banksy.

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

"I don't think they'll ever find out who 'Housefly Man' is. Now, let's eat."

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

"I was born a doughboy but I identify as a crescent roll."

"Does this count as photo I.D.?"