Secret Identity Seeker T-Shirts

"It's 'Duffy', but when I go out at night it's 'Taco'."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Is this who I am?"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

New York Netherworld

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

WHACK!

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Tree Squirrel

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Forming the adolescent personality

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."