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New York Netherworld

"You think he knows something we don't?"

'What have you done with the dog, Fred?'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Child hacking into the US Pentagon

"Blimey! They certainly keep 'em well hidden!"

'No mate, never heard of it.'

'I know there are a lot of Smiths about but is there a teeny-weeny chance we could be related?'

Secrecy from within the Pentagon

It became clear that the secret door was behind the other bookcase.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

'You know too much!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'