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'We need six month's living expenses set aside in case of an emergency. Our retirement plan nearly covers that.'

'We like to play it safe.'

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'Daddy, let me put in your card! I know the pin code, it's 6666!'

'I'm sorry, we already have a director of security...'

'Finally, I have it! Te world's first burgler alarm!'

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'A vault? Yes, sir, I'll be sure to pass your suggestion on to management.'

Give me liberty...or give me security from terrorists.

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

'I joined the prison service because I wanted a job with security!'

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"Okay, I guess this is you, but don't ever again use a baby picture for photo ID!"

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"My invention helps people remember their passwords. I'm still working out some glitches, so don't be alarmed if he acts a little strange for a few years."

"Are you a robot?"

"Do I need a password?"

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

"Mom, could you leave the door open, keep the hallway light on and lose the boyfriend?"

"Sometimes I regret using his name as my password - every time I forget it, I have to call him something new."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Mr. Rod signed us up for a life insurance policy."

'Of all the keys to lose.'

'Happy Birthday, Dad, we got you a safe to keep all your money in - only you and us will know the combination!'

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

'Tell me the truth - Does this bullet-proof vest make me look fat?'

"For a small upgrade fee. I can seat you with safer passengers."

'I feel so secure with you, Harold.'

'This cell phone provides you with security. It's the same one Katie Holmes used.'

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