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No tools are kept in this van over night.

'The wheel kept getting stolen - until I invented 'the club'.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"We've been cancelled."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Dictator, Interrupted

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

The Costs Of Doing War.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

The world of surveillance.