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No tools are kept in this van over night.

'The wheel kept getting stolen - until I invented 'the club'.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Nuclear Security Summit

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Statue of Security

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

The Costs Of Doing War.

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

The world of surveillance.

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Surveillance.