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'And not one of that lot can give me the answer to 3 across.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Eureka

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

No tools are kept in this van over night.

Low hanging fruit

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."