Tech-solution Seeker T-Shirts

"You've got to stop rapturing me back here every time you have a tech question, dad."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

No tools are kept in this van over night.

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

"Stop the barking .50"

Problem? Yes, but i think I know who can solve it.