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"Sure, it's a gated community, but now I'm worried about the people outside and inside."

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Will work for ETFs

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

New York Netherworld

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."