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Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

"It's not for sale."

'You know too much!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Sweet surprise.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

New York Netherworld

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

WHACK!

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."