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"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

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'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

Psst! Stay in character!

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

'What's the pass-word?'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"Are you a robot?"

"You think he knows something we don't?"

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"This leads to the actual library."

"It's not for sale."

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'I'm sorry, we already have a director of security...'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

"It's tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room ..."