Secret Passage Adventurer T-Shirts

Managers discover Tim's secret tunnel to Elmhurst Golf Course.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Sticking out tongue

Gigolo Diary

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'I told you to sip it!'

Alcoholidays.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Psst! Stay in character!

'It's a connect-the-dots cave drawing.'

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!

Don Quichotte

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

"This leads to the actual library."

"It's tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room ..."

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

I can't believe Randy works at a male strip club. I feel weird. I drank too much. You did not. You've had two drinks. Don't be a whiner. I think I love Rudy. Step away from the bottle, lush! I'm afraid.

'Don't Think' Sign in Bank Vault

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'