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A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Company Ink.

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Houdini's Dog.

Private Jet

Mountain escalator.

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Someone carries a torch for you!

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Catching each other's gaze.

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

Discreet Shipping

Let the good times roll.

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.