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Castaways at Christmas

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Vacation Mobile

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Security!

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Reality TV

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'You never did have any business acumen!'

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'