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"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Moon

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Escher's Dog

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

The Mouse King

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Mountain escalator.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

A clowns parachute.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Peter

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'