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"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Moon

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Escher's Dog

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

The Mouse King

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Mountain escalator.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

A clowns parachute.

Peter

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

Needy, the high maintenance dwarf.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

An Angel Walks His Dog.

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"