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"Is it gold yet?"

Mermaids at Play - Bathing Machines

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Toadstools

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

The Mouse Princess

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

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