Fantasy Aficionado T-Shirts

The princess and the pea.

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Love those shoes!

'Hi, I'm Incompetance! I wanted to join the rest of you guys but I can't ride.'

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

Christmas Unicorn

'You were meant to plant them not eat them, Jack.'

"You call that a kiss?"

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'

Don't text while flying.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'Snow White is the fairest of them all...But hey, you've got the biggest tits!'

Dragon Head Trophy

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

DING DONG!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

'You've changed.'

"You've parked on a double-yellow line!"

Medusa and Perseus.

Venus fly-trap heaven.

Knight Light.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'Someone's been sleeping in my bed.'

In the rain, a mermaid walks her fish.

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

Elf help section of a bookshop.

Knights of the bedside table.

'And the taps now run with alco-pops'

'Oh for crying out loud, no wonder business is slow!'

Sleeping beauty

'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'