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'Ah, Mr. Cyclops, your glass is ready!'

'Let's remain focused people, we're on a witch hunt here.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Swashbuckling or non-swashbuckling?'

Satyr on the beach with rubber horse

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

The Tooth Fairy

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Primitive magician

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Swiss army knife

"What the hell took so long?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"