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"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Devi's brew?"

Hansel and Gretal

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Gulliver's other travels.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Mermaids in love

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Going Down?

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"