Fan Fiction Aficionado Gifts

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Victor Hugo

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Günter Grass

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Hansel and Gretal

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Devi's brew?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Gulliver's other travels.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Mermaids in love

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Going Down?