Fantasy Fiction Enthusiast Gifts

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elfin-grove

Witch from Snow White talks to her Magic Mirror,

Snow White in land of Lilliput

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Late BroomStick

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

J. R. R. Tolkien

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"What the hell took so long?"

Birds Following Witch.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Beard in the Stone

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Phoenix