Fantasy Fiction Admirer Gifts

'I'm afraid I have to write you up, Rapunzel -- You're not handicapped-accessible.'

Fairy Tails

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

Running from the wicked queen, Snow White finds herself in a strange part of town...

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

When zombies get married...

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

J. R. R. Tolkien

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"What the hell took so long?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Where the wild things were."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Birds Following Witch.

The Beard in the Stone

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"