Fantasy Storytelling Admirer Gifts

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

A Fairytale Update

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"What the hell took so long?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Well, that one got away."

"Where the wild things were."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

The Beard in the Stone

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

The Frog Prince

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'