Fantasy Storytelling Admirer Gifts

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

A Fairytale Update

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Well, that one got away."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Frog Prince

Birds Following Witch.

The Beard in the Stone