Fantasy Story Enthusiast Gifts

"Well you try shaving with no reflection."

'It's a story of little people standing up against a rich, powerful monster... er...'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

ET Mishap

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Late BroomStick

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror