Fantasy Story Lover Gifts

Willy Wonka Claims Eminent Domain on Gingerbread House.

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Love your ambiance!"

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Freak.'

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

'And I said to my knight, there's no way I'm going into battle: I'm a palfrey, not a warhorse!'

The frog and the nerd

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Devil in fireplace

Fe, Fi, Fo & Fum - Damage attorneys

Lost property

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Toadstools

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea