Fantasy Fiction Aficionado Gifts

'Ah, Mr. Cyclops, your glass is ready!'

'Let's remain focused people, we're on a witch hunt here.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Swashbuckling or non-swashbuckling?'

Satyr on the beach with rubber horse

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

The Tooth Fairy

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Where the wild things were."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."