Fantasy Film Aficionado Gifts

Still have the receipt do you?"

Jason and the Argonauts.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Late BroomStick

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

ET Mishap

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Primitive magician

Kritik's Korner

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Where the wild things were."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"