Fantasy Film Enthusiasts Gifts

"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

ET Mishap

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Late BroomStick

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Have you been playing dice?"