Fantasy Movie Fanatic Gifts

Our Summer Fantasy

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Seagiraffes

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Lady of the bath...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess