Movie Fanatic Gifts

"No. I mean it's great that horror movies get your heart beating faster, but that still doesn't count as aerobic exercise."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"I bet he'll be in movies. He's always causing a scene."

Braveheart.

Best Actor - Supporting Actor - Resting Actor.

Rashida Jones

Reese Witherspoon

"Relax, this ain't Hell. This is Hell, the Movie."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

New York Transit Strike King Kong.

'You won't get away with this Granwald'

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

I'm tired of 3-D movies. When's Hollywood going to come out with 4-D? 4-D? That's when they combine what's onscreen with physical effects inside the theater. If you see a field of flowers onscreen, you smell flowers in the theater. If it's set in Hawaii, a toucan flies onto your lap. If there's an on-screen kiss, an usher smooches you. You've got my attention.

2001: A Space Odyssey

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"One caveat: If Harvey Keitel is there, you're on your own."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"U txtn 2 me?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Herman Mankiewicz

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

What's an Imax cave?

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'