Cinema Fanatic Gifts

'I'm filming a cutting-hedge documentary.'

Playing Noughts and Crosses on the Cinema Board.

Spoiler Alert!

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

'I'm afraid you have a cinema complex.'

'Hold the raspberry sauce.'

Repent

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Bloody hell!"

Steve McQueen

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Reese Witherspoon