Cinema Fanatic Gifts

Playing Noughts and Crosses on the Cinema Board.

Spoiler Alert!

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

'I'm afraid you have a cinema complex.'

'Hold the raspberry sauce.'

Repent

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Steve McQueen

"Werewolves of London..."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"The Eggsorcist"

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Moby Dick