Classic Movie Fanatic Gifts

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Reese Witherspoon

"Housekeeping?!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Werewolves of London..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

What's an Imax cave?

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Giant slug attacks a city

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Which part are you reading for?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'