Classic Movie Fan Gifts

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

A Fistful of Doners "Okay Hombre...I'm gonna eat this kebab...reeeal slow...

Titanic 100th anniversary

Settlers see sign that says 'No Settling'.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"Lieutenant! I said get me a chaplain!"

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Al Capone as a child

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

Look: I understand about the cramps but you can't keep taking it out on these guys every month.

Jason and the Argonauts.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Stretch limousine in the wild west

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Never cross the streams!

Jane Russell

Marilyn Monroe

"Kiss me, Scarlett."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"I'm melting!"

The New Dorothy. . .

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"We'd like to use one of your front windows."

"Your scheme will never work! I'm the conductor."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Witch pranks

Straw Tough Guy

"So you don't want to come along?"