Classic Film Fanatic Gifts

Realtor from the Black Lagoon

'Wrong building you big ape.'

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Jayne Mansfield caricature

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Rhett Beaver.

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

"You know when I could have used an extra set of hands? When I was doing the yard work."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Werewolves of London..."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Housekeeping?!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Giant slug attacks a city

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Star Wars Audience