Classic Film Fanatic Pillows

Realtor from the Black Lagoon

Humphrey Bogart.

'Wrong building you big ape.'

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Jayne Mansfield caricature

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I suggest weaning yourself off climbing the Empire State Building. Start with the Chrysler Building, then try the Bloomerg Tower. . ."

John Candy

Laurel and Hardy

Richard Burton

Rhett Beaver.

Clint Eastwood

'If Tony Soprano muscled in on the Corleone family, who would win?'

'Make my next one a double entendre.'

David Niven

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

"You know when I could have used an extra set of hands? When I was doing the yard work."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'He likes to power nap.'

Leslie Caron.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."