Classic Film Fans Pillows

Ronald Reagan

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

Janet Leigh

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

'The Internet Bride of Franksenstein.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'He's really mad now!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."