Classic Film Fans Pillows

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Ronald Reagan

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

Janet Leigh

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

Who are your stupid role-playing bears supposed to be today, doctor? Me and my father? Relax, Al. I'm cutting you a break. They're supposed to be Abbott and Costello!

Woody Allen

'The Internet Bride of Franksenstein.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Marty Feldman

'He's really mad now!'

'So, Toto; what's this I hear about you being a friend of Dorothy's?'

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

"Is it too late to call in sick?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I'm the bad guy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"You funnin' me, bub?"