Classic Film Fan Pillows

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Old Lady Does Marilyn Monroe Impression.

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

'I'm singing in disdain...'

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

"Besides rust, do you have any pre-existing conditions?"

"The whole concept is based on Hattie Jacques performance in 'Carry On Doctor'"

'Quasimodo meets Pavlov's dogs'

Pistols at dawn.

"Totally unbelievable, eh, Chaps??"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'A speeding ticket? What in tarnation is a speeding ticket?'

'After walking a million miles for one of her smiles, Al Jolson's Mammy was in a foul mood'

'How's my rampaging?'

A fight between a Shaolin Temple devotee and a Shirley Temple devotee.

'And what about you cowardly lion, have you seen my little Toto...?'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'You shall each take ten paces forward, Turn and fire.' 'em... Hold on.'

"It's an adult western - the sidekick is a woman!"

History repeats itself - the second time in digitised colour.

"They're screening a Clint Eastwood season."

Titanic: How's my steering.

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"I love these black and white films."

Furloughing the yellow brick road.

"Oh god Zilla, you have a person stuck in your teeth."

Goodies and Baddies

'Hmmm...'

KING KONG GOES VEGETARIAN

'You'd think a movie with a little like that would have at least one chase scene.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Ben Hur makes a pit stop.

''It's a Wonderful LIfe' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you a special Presidential address....'

The Poodle of Frankenstein