Old Movie Fanatic Pillows

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Werewolves of London..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Giant slug attacks a city

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Which part are you reading for?"

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'