Old Movie Fanatic Pillows

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Werewolves of London..."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

What's an Imax cave?

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Reese Witherspoon

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Giant slug attacks a city

Jimmy Cagney.

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

Star Wars Audience

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"